I have had a long-standing rivalry with pigs themselves, and I tend to think that this whole swine flu situation is a result of pigs getting together in their piggy war room and evilly plotting the world's destruction.
They are very smart, after all. I found this picture as evidence of an early standoff between myself and a regiment of the porkers. (Clearly I am "helping feed" them by "throwing rocks at their heads" while my parents encouraged this behavior by taking a picture.)
As usual, the comments are a riot of inanities and cross talk, and if it were possible to edit them together, they'd be their own story.
Who said it was typically the well-educated and liberal who access the internet?