First strike defense

North Korea: "N. Korea Vows to Punish U.S., S. Korea 'Warmongers'."

South Korea: "How ya gonna do that?"

North Korea: "With bombs!"

South Korea: "So... you're going to stage a mock attack on us."

North Korea: "Yeah!!!"

South Korea: "So... about that whole "warmongers" thing.

North Korea: "Yeah?"

South Korea: ...

North Korea: ...

South Korea: "Well then, okay. In the spirit of the thing, uh, break a leg."