'People, who need people'

Are the luckiest people, says the song. More lucky People people:

- "Salma Hayek Breastfeeds African Baby on Goodwill Trip." Let the outrage over nothing begin.

- Like her doppleganger Angie, this lady needs children - lots of children - and also embraces unorthodox ways to get them. Along with any photo op that comes along.

- These animatarians need people, too - like a good psychiatrist. Although I agree that trying to build a master race of dogs is frightening.