I've been toying with the idea of voting for Barack, or

I've been toying with the idea of voting for Barack, or skipping it altogether. Then there's Glenn's quandary about voting for the Libertarian, and commenter sonicfrog shows up with a more amusing notion:

I was going to write in Paris Hilton... with a pink pen. But now I have a better candidate. Joe The PLumber!

And yes, the pen will be brown.